December 2009
101 posts
Dangg.
Im sick and I seriously feel like I an dying right now. :/
Phone Call.
Christian: Yyyyellow!
Telemarketer: Hello! Today we are offering a...
Christian: Your gayy!
Telemarketer: ...new software that is compatable with...
Christian: Okk thats cool but I have to go, you see, my mom doesn't like it when I talk to strangers.
Telemarketer: ...any computer you engage the software with...
Christian: Bye!
Damn.
I have a hangover from last niight…
Of funn! haha
Goodnight to all, and to all a goodnight.
Urban.
I am officially where society wants me to be.
“Drained.”
– Christian Amos
Mmm.
Not only is Christmas the best time of the year, but the after Christmas sales are awsome.
Look.
There is only one word that could describe this.
SpectacularlyOverwhelminglyWonderful.
:D
Christmas Cookies.
Im making Christmas Cookies with my family, and apparently my sisters do not know how to read simple directions.
Damn!
It’s Christmas Eve and I am bored as shit.
“Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever.”
– Words of a Wise Man
This will be minee. →
Dinner.
Going to dinner with my girlfriend at this restaurant called The Castaway, hopefully it’s good.
Mmm.
If you think roses are red, then what are daffodils?
It’s the Eve of Christmas Eve.
Wow.
Now I know why mass murderers
and serial killers did what they did.
“If my heart was a house you’d be home.”
– Adam Young
Unpleasant.
Dad: I told you to stay away from my daughter!
Boyfriend: I tried but she came after me.
Dad: Mmhmm, I've heard that before.
Boyfriend: Well it's truee, your daughter is a nymphomaniac.
Music.
Is good for the Soul.
“Can I get some fucking catfood?”
– Zach Farris
Wake.
Avatar last night was interesting, the movie was surprisingly long. Hopefully this day goes well. 3 days.
“Hi ho!
Hi ho!
It’s off to Augie’s we go!”
– Christian Amos
